Tag Archives: Theology

Pagan Before the Pearly Gates

As a dead-wrong polytheist standing before the pearly gates, here’s what I would say to St. Peter… Continue reading

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Things I Don’t Believe In … In My Own Religion

More reasons to come to the cult clubhouse with your favorite future cult leader. Let’s talk crap about our own religions! Continue reading

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Bodhi Day—All the Enlightenment in All the World

On this Bodhi Day, may your inner eyes be open and your soul expand to embrace the world in which you live. Read more… Continue reading

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Ring the Bell at Your Own Risk

God says my beard is a mess. Continue reading

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Dear Theologians, Don’t Be THAT Theologian

Why beat the hell out of each other with your brains? Quit it. That’s not what brains are for. You’ll put someone’s eye out. Continue reading

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Life is Hard When You Don’t Believe in Giraffes: On Godly Gifts

Hungarian humor AND mixed metaphors? How can you resist? Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Are Gods Shaped Like Humans?

One night, I asked my Most Beloved God (MBG), “Are gods shaped like humans?”
He answered, “Are humans shaped like gods?”
Thinking I had outsmarted him, I came back with… Continue reading

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