Tag Archives: Religious Studies

Chinese New Year 2019: The Pig Looks Back

Me and the pig: Like this. Looking back at one of the most amazing spiritual experiences I have ever had. There is also a 23 year old joke in here that I totally wrote myself. Continue reading

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Bodhi Day—All the Enlightenment in All the World

On this Bodhi Day, may your inner eyes be open and your soul expand to embrace the world in which you live. Read more… Continue reading

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Ring the Bell at Your Own Risk

God says my beard is a mess. Continue reading

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Dear Theologians, Don’t Be THAT Theologian

Why beat the hell out of each other with your brains? Quit it. That’s not what brains are for. You’ll put someone’s eye out. Continue reading

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Before the Cult? School.

I have often said that if I had the money, I would get a divinity degree in a heartbeat. That would be M. Heaven. I don’t have the money so I looked up a curriculum and decided to follow it … Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Are Gods Shaped Like Humans?

One night, I asked my Most Beloved God (MBG), “Are gods shaped like humans?”
He answered, “Are humans shaped like gods?”
Thinking I had outsmarted him, I came back with… Continue reading

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Epiphany—Flurries of Awesomeness All Around the World

In researching today’s post, I discovered one incontrovertible fact: Epiphany rocks! January 6th, Epiphany, marks the end of the 12 days of Christmas, (12 days of Christmas is actually a thing. Who knew?). It is a celebration of Jesus’ baptism … Continue reading

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