Tag Archives: Religion

Dear Theologians, Don’t Be THAT Theologian

Why beat the hell out of each other with your brains? Quit it. That’s not what brains are for. You’ll put someone’s eye out. Continue reading

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God of the Amazon

Drones are IT! If ever there was a time for the messenger god to put his curlers in… Continue reading

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GodMail from Hermes: Shine

There is a bit of magic in everything that’s shiny. -H.

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I am a Hellenist, but I keep a pearl-esque rosary on my desk. It reminds me of all things beautiful about everyone else’s religion. -M.

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Before the Cult? School.

I have often said that if I had the money, I would get a divinity degree in a heartbeat. That would be M. Heaven. I don’t have the money so I looked up a curriculum and decided to follow it … Continue reading

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Life is Hard When You Don’t Believe in Giraffes: On Godly Gifts

Hungarian humor AND mixed metaphors? How can you resist? Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Are Gods Shaped Like Humans?

One night, I asked my Most Beloved God (MBG), “Are gods shaped like humans?”
He answered, “Are humans shaped like gods?”
Thinking I had outsmarted him, I came back with… Continue reading

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