Tag Archives: Prose

Chinese New Year 2019: The Pig Looks Back

Me and the pig: Like this. Looking back at one of the most amazing spiritual experiences I have ever had. There is also a 23 year old joke in here that I totally wrote myself. Continue reading

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But for the Grace of God Go I to the San Bernardino Greyhound Station at 4am

From the low, brown hills at 3:00am, urban coyotes yipped in packs at the full Snow Moon as she presided over an inland California landscape decimated by February heat. The lean beasts are starving, I thought. I crested one of … Continue reading

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Penis-Measuring Among the Gods

When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises? By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the … Continue reading

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