Tag Archives: Humor

At the Salvation Army, This Parker Needs Jesus

I went to the Salvation Army store with my bestie on Saturday and noticed this. As you can see, it was 100% intentional. The middle line is dead center to the car. Parking jerks are old news of course, but … Continue reading

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What’s Small?

This has nothing to do with anything at all spiritual, but just in case anyone was wondering whether or not I really do have the sense of humor of a 12y/o boy… I live in San Bernardino, CA. We just … Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Excreta

Me: Given the myth of Orion, I suppose it’s safe to say gods pee. Hermes: Yes. Gods “excrete”, but we have a much holier way of wiping our asses.

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