Category Archives: Theology

Things I Don’t Believe In … In My Own Religion

More reasons to come to the cult clubhouse with your favorite future cult leader. Let’s talk crap about our own religions! Continue reading

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Dear Theologians, Don’t Be THAT Theologian

Why beat the hell out of each other with your brains? Quit it. That’s not what brains are for. You’ll put someone’s eye out. Continue reading

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Life is Hard When You Don’t Believe in Giraffes: On Godly Gifts

Hungarian humor AND mixed metaphors? How can you resist? Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Are Gods Shaped Like Humans?

One night, I asked my Most Beloved God (MBG), “Are gods shaped like humans?”
He answered, “Are humans shaped like gods?”
Thinking I had outsmarted him, I came back with… Continue reading

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Turns Out I Find Mysticism Pretty Gross

I’ve identified as a mystic for several years but only looked up the definition yesterday. Turns out I’m not that. Turns out I’m anything but that. There are also OJ references and swears in here. Continue reading

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Soul Bites Movies: Review of Assassin’s Creed—Free Will and Salvation

Yesterday, I took a break from spiritualizing and writing about spiritualizing to toddle off to my funky hometown theater and see a movie. I picked Assassin’s Creed because, well, it was the best of a bunch of really bad choices. … Continue reading

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Pray for this Blog! The Hollywood Prayer Network and the Benefits of Sin

How boring would our lives be without pet vices and guilty pleasures—without sneaking off to watch re-runs of Friends or rocking out to Air Supply on your way home from work; without eating a whole bag of Oreos or reading … Continue reading

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