Category Archives: Humor

Don’t Call Me and I Won’t Call You

Back when I was a telephone psychic… you heard me… I gave a woman a tarot reading that went something like: Her: Is it a thing or not? Me: It is. Her: No it’s not! … Her: Will it happen … Continue reading

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I’m a modern woman and truly believe godspousing should be taken no more or less seriously than god-love-affairing and/or god-shacking-up.

-M.

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Libra Cusp Virgo

A friend of mine wrote the following and I can honestly say it is the best representation of this combination of signs I have ever read: “I love admiring how clean I have made things once I’m done… and then thinking … Continue reading

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Penis-Measuring Among the Gods

When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises? By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the … Continue reading

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Hermes of the Amazon

Hermes got in early on Amazon and, I hear, couldn’t be happier about the drones Continue reading

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