Category Archives: Humor

Fancy Mancy

I think I need to make a list of all the “mancy”s to see which ones I might already be “mancy”ing without realizing it. Let’s see: Cartomancy—doin’ it. Bibliomancy—haven’t yet but could be doin’ it. Geomancy—too intimidated by it to be … Continue reading

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Don’t Call Me and I Won’t Call You

Back when I was a telephone psychic… you heard me… I gave a woman a tarot reading that went something like: Her: Is it a thing or not? Me: It is. Her: No it’s not! … Her: Will it happen … Continue reading

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I’m a modern woman and truly believe godspousing should be taken no more or less seriously than god-love-affairing and/or god-shacking-up.

-M.

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Libra Cusp Virgo

A friend of mine wrote the following and I can honestly say it is the best representation of this combination of signs I have ever read: “I love admiring how clean I have made things once I’m done… and then thinking … Continue reading

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Penis-Measuring Among the Gods

When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises? By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the … Continue reading

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Zyrtec Doesn’t Make a Pill Big Enough

Last night my friend and I went to a local Catholic church to watch her niece’s Christmas pageant. When we got out of the car, we both started sneezing. I said, “I wonder what it is out here that we’re … Continue reading

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On Cancerians

Though I’ve had… complicated… feelings about cancerians in the past, one thing that always holds true is they’ve got a wicked sense of humor and love to play along with things… as long as it doesn’t involve change in any … Continue reading

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