Category Archives: Humor

I’m a modern woman and truly believe godspousing should be taken no more or less seriously than god-love-affairing and/or god-shacking-up.

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Libra Cusp Virgo

A friend of mine wrote the following and I can honestly say it is the best representation of this combination of signs I have ever read: “I love admiring how clean I have made things once I’m done… and then thinking … Continue reading

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Penis-Measuring Among the Gods

When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises? By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the … Continue reading

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Zyrtec Doesn’t Make a Pill Big Enough

Last night my friend and I went to a local Catholic church to watch her niece’s Christmas pageant. When we got out of the car, we both started sneezing. I said, “I wonder what it is out here that we’re … Continue reading

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On Cancerians

Though I’ve had… complicated… feelings about cancerians in the past, one thing that always holds true is they’ve got a wicked sense of humor and love to play along with things… as long as it doesn’t involve change in any … Continue reading

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Hermes of the Amazon

Hermes got in early on Amazon and, I hear, couldn’t be happier about the drones Continue reading

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