Category Archives: Humor

At the Salvation Army, This Parker Needs Jesus

I went to the Salvation Army store with my bestie on Saturday and noticed this. As you can see, it was 100% intentional. The middle line is dead center to the car. Parking jerks are old news of course, but … Continue reading

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What’s Small?

This has nothing to do with anything at all spiritual, but just in case anyone was wondering whether or not I really do have the sense of humor of a 12y/o boy… I live in San Bernardino, CA. We just … Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Excreta

Me: Given the myth of Orion, I suppose it’s safe to say gods pee. Hermes: Yes. Gods “excrete”, but we have a much holier way of wiping our asses.

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Steakhouse Hermes

Go with me on this: Hermes stole Apollon’s cattle, then we steal Hermes’ stolen cattle to eat steak. Since Hermes doesn’t have any cattle except Apollon’s stolen cattle, then we are also guilty of stealing Apollon’s cattle, as Hermes will … Continue reading

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Questions for the Ages: Dueling Banjos

If Hermes and Apollon were to get into it with each other via Dueling Banjos, who do you suppose would win? (A mythologically trickier question than you might suspect.) -M.

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Fancy Mancy

I think I need to make a list of all the “mancy”s to see which ones I might already be “mancy”ing without realizing it. Let’s see: Cartomancy—doin’ it. Bibliomancy—haven’t yet but could be doin’ it. Geomancy—too intimidated by it to be … Continue reading

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Don’t Call Me and I Won’t Call You

Back when I was a telephone psychic… you heard me… I gave a woman a tarot reading that went something like: Her: Is it a thing or not? Me: It is. Her: No it’s not! … Her: Will it happen … Continue reading

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