Category Archives: Hermes

How Do My Gods Love Me? Let Me Count the Ways.

This one gets awfully personal, but we’re all best friends by now, right? Continue reading

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God of the Amazon

Drones are IT! If ever there was a time for the messenger god to put his curlers in… Continue reading

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GodMail from Hermes: Shine

There is a bit of magic in everything that’s shiny. -H.

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The Gods Were at Play…

…in my dreams last night. Hermes shirtless and blue jeaned in the mirror, Helios whip-driving his raring horses down the hallway at sunrise. -M.

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Prayer for the Empire

To the god who loves to roll and nuzzle into mortal filth the way a dog does warm grass in a shit-strewn dog park I offer my sea-less Empire. The zit-faced babies in their wife-beaters who hang at the shop across … Continue reading

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God at Rest

“All I mean to imply is that, other things being equal, a heroic figure at rest has a greater transporting power than one which is shown in action.” -Aldous Huxley, Heaven and Hell I think this is less about the … Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Excreta

Me: Given the myth of Orion, I suppose it’s safe to say gods pee. Hermes: Yes. Gods “excrete”, but we have a much holier way of wiping our asses.

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