Category Archives: Gods

Penis-Measuring Among the Gods

When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises? By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the … Continue reading

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My God’s Pleasure in Deserts

My god pleasures in deserts. He loves the lights of Las Vegas in the desert—the seediness, the smoke, the greed, the bafflement, the sex—oh the sex: prostitutes, strippers, Madame Volenska’s gypsy girls… But he holds a special place for those … Continue reading

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Hermes of the Amazon

Hermes got in early on Amazon and, I hear, couldn’t be happier about the drones Continue reading

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