Category Archives: Gods

How Do My Gods Love Me? Let Me Count the Ways.

This one gets awfully personal, but we’re all best friends by now, right? Continue reading

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God of the Amazon

Drones are IT! If ever there was a time for the messenger god to put his curlers in… Continue reading

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Life is Hard When You Don’t Believe in Giraffes: On Godly Gifts

Hungarian humor AND mixed metaphors? How can you resist? Continue reading

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Conversing with Gods: Are Gods Shaped Like Humans?

One night, I asked my Most Beloved God (MBG), “Are gods shaped like humans?”
He answered, “Are humans shaped like gods?”
Thinking I had outsmarted him, I came back with… Continue reading

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Spiritual Celebs: Janus—To Begin the Year at the Beginning of the Year

In my new series, “Spiritual Celebs,” get to know the Roman god Janus—the positive face of two-faced. Continue reading

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GodMail from Hermes: Eternal vs. Immortal

We must remember that “eternal” not only means, “without end”, but also, “without beginning”. All eternal beings, therefore, can be said to be immortal, though not all immortals are eternal. Most of them, in fact, are not. Most immortals have … Continue reading

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Penis-Measuring Among the Gods

When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises? By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the … Continue reading

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