At the Salvation Army, This Parker Needs Jesus

img_1251I went to the Salvation Army store with my bestie on Saturday and noticed this. As you can see, it was 100% intentional. The middle line is dead center to the car. Parking jerks are old news of course, but here we are at a center of Christian charity, and this dude or lady dude has parked in the least Christlike way possible.

I looked at my bestie and said, “I’m not even Christian, but I know Jesus is going to be UP-set.”

Just throwing a little funny your way on a Monday morning. Have a great week everyone. Be considerate. Even if you’re not Christian, try not to upset Jesus with your road habits. It’s rude.

-M.

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About M. Ashley

Essayist and poet, my work has been rejected by some of the finest journals in America. Fortunately, it also gets accepted from time to time and has appeared in equally fine journals such as Word Riot, Inlandia, Brew City Magazine, and SageWoman among others.. In 2002, I was awarded the Academy of American Poets Prize for Vanderbilt University. For no good reason, I possess an unnecessarily dark humor which is why being third generation California Inland Empirian delights me so. My gods are weird. I once received $350 for writing a smartassed essay on “why the wise use of water is important in my daily life”. I am undoubtedly the Greek god Hermes’ special snowflake. I’m pretty sure I got into college via a series of fortuitous clerical errors. When I had to grow up and get a real job, I decided against it and stayed a writer. I have worked many odd—and I mean odd—jobs to support my habit: Commercial writer for country music hopefuls, resume massager, WalMart fitting room attendant and switchboard operator, telephone psychic.
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