What’s Small?

This has nothing to do with anything at all spiritual, but just in case anyone was wondering whether or not I really do have the sense of humor of a 12y/o boy…

I live in San Bernardino, CA. We just experienced a 4.5 earthquake, with several aftershocks in the 3′s. Watching the local LA news, they just read a tweet over the air several times lamenting the damage at “Mike Hawk’s Mall”.

Gods help me… I can’t stop giggling.

-M.

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About M. Ashley

Essayist and poet, my work has been rejected by some of the finest journals in America. Fortunately, it also gets accepted from time to time and has appeared in equally fine journals such as Word Riot, Inlandia, Brew City Magazine, and SageWoman among others.. In 2002, I was awarded the Academy of American Poets Prize for Vanderbilt University. For no good reason, I possess an unnecessarily dark humor which is why being third generation California Inland Empirian delights me so. My gods are weird. I once received $350 for writing a smartassed essay on “why the wise use of water is important in my daily life”. I am undoubtedly the Greek god Hermes’ special snowflake. I’m pretty sure I got into college via a series of fortuitous clerical errors. When I had to grow up and get a real job, I decided against it and stayed a writer. I have worked many odd—and I mean odd—jobs to support my habit: Commercial writer for country music hopefuls, resume massager, WalMart fitting room attendant and switchboard operator, telephone psychic.
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One Response to What’s Small?

  1. Peter says:

    Too too funny
    LVX

    Like

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