When the gods go to their god-club to smoke cigars and sit in cushy chairs upholstered with the leather of mythical beasts, how do you suppose they go about measuring their penises?
By number of worshippers? By dominion? By the character of the age?
Because if it is by sheer volume of worshippers, the Abrahamic god would be the most well-endowed by far, as his count includes Christians, Muslims, and Jews.
If it is by dominion, however, and we stipulate dominion is independent of followers, some Pagan gods have lists that would extend form the tips of their rarified noses to the center of the earth and out the other side.
But if it is by character of the age, we must acknowledge it has been all Hermes for quite some time now.
He sits princely in his chair, nonchalant, highball half drunk, gesturing for another—cross-legged, bouncing his foot, checking his messages and stock quotes.
He has no use for this conversation.